Two Drunks and a Strange Night Out

Two drunks visit a brothel.
The madam takes a look at them and says to the girls,
“Get 2 inflatable dolls, these guys are too drunk to notice.”

During the walk home, one guy says to the other,
“I think my girl was dead, she never made a sound or moved.”

The second guy says,
“Well, I think mine was a witch.”Why do you think that?” asked the first guy.
“Well, I bit her on the arse, and then she flew out the window!!”

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