Husband sent a text to his wife at night,

“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothesand make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.” but there is no reply

He sent another text,

And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”

This time , she sent this text back,

“OMG really?”

Husband replied,
“No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”

A wife packing bags
for 10 years A man comes home to find his wife
of 10 years packing her bags. “Where are you going?” demands
the surprised husband. “To Las Vegas! I found out that
there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for
free!” The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing
his bags.
“What do won think vau ara doina?”

A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags.

“Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband.

“To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!”

The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing his bags.

“What do you think you are doing?” she screamed.

“I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1,000 a year!”

OLD LADY WAS STOPPED TO PULL
INTO A PARKING SPACE AND
STARTED ARGUING WITH A REAL
SMART MAN An old lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space she
was waiting for. The little old lady was so upset that she went up to
the man and said, “I was going to park
there!”
An old lady was stopped and pulled into a parking space. A young man in his new red Mercedes immediately went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.

So upset was the little old lady that she went up to the man and said,

“I was going to park there!”

The man was a real smart alec and he said,

“That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.”